作业帮求文档:5则初一上册看懂的英语笑话
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求文档:5则初一上册看懂的英语笑话
求文档:5则初一上册看懂的英语笑话
求文档:5则初一上册看懂的英语笑话
Where It Should Be Plugged A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son,who was only three years old.One day,she took a plug and said to her son," Look,there are two pieces of copper,so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes.Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully ."Plug in nose." is the answer.插在何处 一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育.她的儿子只有三岁.一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方.你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答.“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说.BeerThe professor rapped on his desk and shouted:“Gentlemen,order!”The entire class yelled “Beer!”啤酒教授敲打着桌子喊道：“诸位,请安静!”全班大声喊：“啤酒!”The Fish Net"Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.鱼网”你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,“ 老师发问道.”把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了.“小女孩回答道.High and Low Voice “Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?” “A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss.” 高音和低音 “你能解释一下高音和低音的区别吗?” “高音就是我父亲责备我的时候,低音就是我父亲对他老板说话的时候.”