想让英语水平好的帮忙想一个搞笑的英语小对话.该对话涉及到帅哥,花痴,男友标准.就是两个女生在讨论寻找男朋友,甲说条件,乙根据条件找符合标准的男生,(可以是公众人物,可以是男明星,要

想让英语水平好的帮忙想一个搞笑的英语小对话.该对话涉及到帅哥,花痴,男友标准.就是两个女生在讨论寻找男朋友,甲说条件,乙根据条件找符合标准的男生,(可以是公众人物,可以是男明星,要
想让英语水平好的帮忙想一个搞笑的英语小对话.
该对话涉及到帅哥,花痴,男友标准.
就是两个女生在讨论寻找男朋友,甲说条件,乙根据条件找符合标准的男生,(可以是公众人物,可以是男明星,要求恶搞,不用拘谨.)但甲的要求就更高一点或更无奈一点.最后选定的对象可以意想不到,出人意外还能让人捧腹大笑.
对话几分钟即可,不要太长,要简洁,以便能听懂,不要复杂词汇,最最重要的是要恶搞,要出新,要文明.
大家再多给出些点子,可以写下新颖的对话内容.

想让英语水平好的帮忙想一个搞笑的英语小对话.该对话涉及到帅哥,花痴,男友标准.就是两个女生在讨论寻找男朋友,甲说条件,乙根据条件找符合标准的男生,(可以是公众人物,可以是男明星,要
A:Hey,you are having a crush on Tom Hanks,aren't you?
B:Oh,please,don't be silly.He's like from,you know,ages ago.
A:All right,then.which type of person do you appreciate?
B:What are you refering to exactly?In which way?
A:Well,just your standard of choosing someone as your boyfriend.What's your type?
B:Oh,well...that's hard to tell,anyway,the feelings count the most,I suppose.
A:Ok,let's take this in a more specific way.would you like someone like,er...Jackie Chan?
B:Oh,for God's sake,he's no way the type I appreciate.I mean,he's an excellent actor,and successful,too.But I wouldn't be attracted by some guy like him.
A:Oh,really?What's the matter with Jackie Chan?He's considered charming by a lot of women,isn't he?
B:Well,I surely don't know about that,Lily.But personally,I have no feelings for him.And what's more,he's no handsome,is he?
A:Ha,you think this way?That's interesting...well,then,how do you think about brad Pitt?He's fairly handsome,isn't he?
B:Oh,that's a good one.He is truely attractive,and really strong...but still,he's not up to my street.
A:Really?Come on,what's wrong with Pitt?Isn't he just perfect?
B:Honey,he is charming.But don't you think he's a little too loose about his personal life?
A:Is he?
B:Surely.Haven't you heard of those horrible rumours about his private life?Having such a boyfriend must be uneasy.
A:Aha!I got one.Leonardo DiCaprio,as Jack in Titanic.Now what do you say?
B:Oh,Gosh.The man is deadly charming.Have you seen his dark blue eyes and the golden soft hair,oh oh,and the smile?
A:Definetely.When he smiled,I was almost melted.So now,he's the answer,right?
B:He's the best one.But actually,you know what?He's perfect only as Jack,and still,I think there could be more.
A:Gosh,I never knew you were so strict about this thing,Mon.Now,just tell me straight what the hell are your expectations of your Mr.right?
B:Well...Um.that's hard to say in a word,you know.But I just wish there'd be a guy who is full of capacity,and good-looking...well you know what?I kind of hope he could be a little different from normal guys.Like.
A:Magical?
B:Yeah.I wish he's charming in a special way.You know,like there'd always be some surprises.
A:I see who he is.
B:Really?Who?
A:Peter Parker.
B:Who?
A:The Spiderman,sweetie.